perfume

• -while walking in the parking lot-
• sales dude: hi ladies! would you like to try perfume?
• me: no
• nicole: no thanks
• sales dude: What perfume DO YOU wear in general?
• me: none, i like smelling bad.
• sales dude: how's that working out for you?
• me: fantastic.
• sales dude: okay, have a nice day.